philadelphia will do: Archive

Mar 31st

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“DID YOU KNOW? Union boss Peter Nowak is the Union’s version of Rusty Ryan,...”

– That’s from today’s Daily News. Other shocking facts about Peter Nowak: DID YOU KNOW? Like other living beings, Peter Nowak requires liquids to survive. Peter Nowak is always seen drinking something. He’s a non-alcoholic Dean Martin! Peter Nowak is the Union’s version of the...

Mar 25th

“Way down at No. 57, we find YouTube sensation Rebecca Black, who debuts with her...”

– DEATH AND MOCKERY: THE KEYS TO INTERNET SUCCESS (via maura)

Mar 23rd

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Mar 23rd

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Mar 23rd

“Anyway, huzzah for using American Tax Dollars to plaster some bullshit religious...”

– “Budget-Conscious House GOP To Put ‘In God We Trust’ On All Buildings,” Ken Layne, Wonkette.

Mar 22nd

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Mar 18th

Mar 12th

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Frosh at my alma mater throwing it down in the last game of the year. Hopefully Penn will get back to its Ivy winning ways next season. (via Mocksession)

Mar 9th

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Trending Now: South Philadelphia IKEA

This weekend’s Modern Love was about the SS United States, the aging luxury liner that’s been docked in South Philadelphia since 1996. It wasn’t about a person who wanted to marry the ship, unfortunately, but let’s check out the lede anyway: IF harried shoppers eating Swedish meatballs at the Ikea in South Philadelphia ever look out the windows of the cafeteria toward the...

Mar 8th

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Mar 5th

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“Every perfect game needs a Carlos Ruiz.”

Mar 3rd

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Mar 2nd