February 16, 2010
We’re getting snow again. The local weatherpeople, who have been in their finest hour over the three big storms we’ve had this winter, say this one won’t be so bad. I particularly liked being told it by the NBC 10 storm categorization feature, modeled in the screengrab by Glenn “Hurricane” Schwartz.Looks like this snowstorm will be a 1 or a 2 (see inset photo for full scale), which means it will either be trivial or just a nuisance. I’m not sure what differentiates a trivial storm from a nuisance storm; hell, what’s the difference between a significant storm and a major storm? Yes, the scale is in reality as foreign to me as the hurricane scale (officially the Saffir-Simpson Hurricane Scale), as I don’t really know what those numbers signify either. That one seems to make more sense, especially since the storms are named. As I remember, NBC 10 once did this with snowstorms as well. I hope there was an Eric Snow.The scale has prepared me, though. I’m either going to be annoyed slightly or not very much at all. Somehow, I think it’s going to end up crippling.

We’re getting snow again. The local weatherpeople, who have been in their finest hour over the three big storms we’ve had this winter, say this one won’t be so bad. I particularly liked being told it by the NBC 10 storm categorization feature, modeled in the screengrab by Glenn “Hurricane” Schwartz.

Looks like this snowstorm will be a 1 or a 2 (see inset photo for full scale), which means it will either be trivial or just a nuisance. I’m not sure what differentiates a trivial storm from a nuisance storm; hell, what’s the difference between a significant storm and a major storm? Yes, the scale is in reality as foreign to me as the hurricane scale (officially the Saffir-Simpson Hurricane Scale), as I don’t really know what those numbers signify either. That one seems to make more sense, especially since the storms are named. As I remember, NBC 10 once did this with snowstorms as well. I hope there was an Eric Snow.

The scale has prepared me, though. I’m either going to be annoyed slightly or not very much at all. Somehow, I think it’s going to end up crippling.