Famous person I don’t know update
Oh, boy, Page Six Magazine just interviewed me about Ivanka Trump, who I did go to college with for 2 years and who I — just like we did when I edited 34th Street — randomly mention on Philadelphia Will Do as a throwaway joke or when I need a random post I can blockquote from (it makes it look like I did more work!).
I made sure to sound as pathetic as possible — “I once stood next to her at a lunch cart!” — and to pass on all the things I knew about her from our time as two of 10,000 undergrads at a school in a city of 1.5 million people.
3 years ago