February 8, 2010
From Scott Pilgrim.

From Scott Pilgrim.

My DVR is set. The most unintentionally hilarious show on television is going to get even worse tonight. YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

“I LOVE YOU / MORE THAN METH” is my phrase of the day. They should make a whole line of these. “I LOVE YOU / ON ECSTASY… OBVIOUSLY” pretty much writes itself. (via megmess)

“I LOVE YOU / MORE THAN METH” is my phrase of the day. They should make a whole line of these. “I LOVE YOU / ON ECSTASY… OBVIOUSLY” pretty much writes itself. (via megmess)

Six members of a suspended Rutgers University sorority have pleaded not guilty to charges of hazing. A lawyer for five of the women said Monday that they deny the allegations of paddling Sigma Gamma Rho pledges. Each woman is charged in Municipal Court with aggravated hazing for allegedly striking several new members on the buttocks with paddles between Jan. 18 and Jan. 25.
First off, in some ways this is the hottest crime ever. Second off, I love the headline, “Rutgers sorority women plead not guilty to hazing.” As opposed to sorority men?
They have to get permission from MTV prior to doing a personal appearance — we don’t want one of these kids appearing in a topless bar. Pauly D’s fan base is about 85 percent women between 12 and 21, we have to protect that.
Snowfall totals in Philadelphia since the 1979-1980 winter. We have 56.3 inches so far this season. Could break the record this week!

Snowfall totals in Philadelphia since the 1979-1980 winter. We have 56.3 inches so far this season. Could break the record this week!

February 5, 2010

AWWWWW, DO WE HAVE TO?!

It won’t be the same without Harry Kalas announcing, but Puppy Bowl VI is Sunday.

It won’t be the same without Harry Kalas announcing, but Puppy Bowl VI is Sunday.

Yuengling Lager on The Office this week!

Yuengling Lager on The Office this week!

February 3, 2010