March 11, 2010
“ For more than 20 years, [Steven] Singer has provided prizes for Stern contests such as Queen of Anal and Oldest Stripper.
Actual (awesome) sentence in Dan Gross’ Daily News column today.
March 10, 2010
“ NEARLY HALF of black women have herpes?!
Actual lead in today’s Daily News.
March 8, 2010
Um, so this guy was on the news tonight.

Um, so this guy was on the news tonight.

(woefullymisinformed via urlesque)

(woefullymisinformed via urlesque)

Allen Iverson speaks! Well, tweets. Hey, look, he offered me the blessings of God!

Allen Iverson speaks! Well, tweets. Hey, look, he offered me the blessings of God!

Was the Pentagon Shooter an Obama-approved Pothead?

This article is from the editor of Accuracy in Media. Obviously.

March 7, 2010
Original credit for this joke goes to my friend Tim from high school, in like 2000.

Original credit for this joke goes to my friend Tim from high school, in like 2000.

If you’re wondering, the Keys to the Game during Flyers games are just as pointless as ones during Phillies games.

If you’re wondering, the Keys to the Game during Flyers games are just as pointless as ones during Phillies games.

dogsareadorable: I want one! I’d like one, too. Just to be safe.

dogsareadorable:

I want one!

I’d like one, too. Just to be safe.

“ The [Hollywood sign] letters were altered in 1992 to promote the film ‘Cool World.’ Some residents were angered because the giant Kim Basinger likeness seated on the ‘D’ would draw crowds to their neighborhood.
I’m always on the lookout for Cool World sightings in current news stories. (via AP)